Be Like Arnie

The Governator, at the venerable age of 72, is like a good wine. You might say that age has brought him wisdom in the same measure as his youth offered him muscular might.

And Arnie knows his peerless athletic past is unlikely to save him if he catches the virus. With the help of Whisky and Lulu, the “Austrian Oak” is advising caution and telling us how best to protect ourselves from this “nasty flu.” In addition to his incessant calls for people to self-isolate (well before the American president’s U-turn on the subject), we should also remember that Arnie is a fervent climate activist, a great fan of cigars and jacuzzis, and best friend to pet donkeys.